Day Seventeen January 18, 2014

Today is day 17 of 'My Big Fat Juice Cleanse'.  Just a quick observation to share.  Carnivore Body Odour.  I know, sounds disgusting, right?  Last week I woke up as usual, went for a cup of tea to bring back to bed.  When I walked back into my bedroom, I was hit by the most foul odour.  The dog was not in my room...couldn't blame him...husband was away on business...couldn't blame him...omg, it was me!!  I quickly cracked the windows open and lit a scented candle, grabbed my ipad and looked up the side effects of a juice cleanse.  Right there, listed as the #4 side effect was 'carnivore Body Odour'...mmmmm...my vegan brother is going to love this.  It said that 'if you are a heavy carnivore, this is the sign of certain toxins leaving your body'.  Well, I'm heavy, and a carnivore...so I guess that's what the stink was.  Let me tell you...I've been bathing twice a day since this charming discovery, and it must be working...yoga friends WOULD tell me if it wasn't.  Wonder what fresh new hell tomorrow will bring?

Recipe of the day!

EXORCIST
4 Kale leaves
1 Cup Spinach
2 Celery Ribs
1/3 Cucumber
1/2 Lime (peeled)
1 Handful of Parsley
(Not for the weak...this shit tastes green! But I love it)